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Hubrisween 2018 :: L is for The Lost Missile (1958)

With the opening declaration of the Earth will enter an all-out Hydrogen war in less than one minute, our feature begins in a Soviet command bunker as they track an unidentified missile that’s suddenly...

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Hubrisween 2018 :: M is for Man Beast (1956)

Somewhere along the base of the Himalayas on the wind-swept and frozen tundra of Tibet we spy two desperate and weary travelers making the final push to reach their destination. Now, this isolated...

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Hubrisween 2018 :: N is for The Night God Screamed (1971)

We open on a man dressed like a monk, his face obscured by a hood, walking through the woods, a large cruciform staff in his left hand. At some point, we realize this man is slowly circling a small...

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Hubrisween 2018 :: O is for Orgy of the Dead (1965)

We begin with an opening preamble from the notorious prognosticator, the Amazing Criswell, who rises from his coffin and does his best to address the audience and not his cue cards as he pontificates...

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Hubrisween 2018 :: P is for Play Misty for Me (1971)

As the sun sets over the scenic coastal town of Carmel by the Sea, resident disc jockey Dave Garver reports for his evening shift at KRML -- an easy listening jazz station, where Garver (Eastwood)...

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Hubrisween 2018 :: Q is for Q! The Winged Serpent (1982)

Somewhere high up in the steel and glass and concrete canyons of Manhattan, a window washer finishes up his daily routine by ogling a certain female wholesaler on the 40th floor by trying really hard...

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Hubrisween 2018 :: R is for The Return of Doctor X (1939)

Looking for a hot scoop, recently transplanted newspaper reporter, Walt “Wichita” Garrett, uses his Kansas-bred hayseed charm to secure himself an interview at the Park Plaza Hotel with a poor-woman’s...

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Hubrisween 2018 :: S is for Sting of Death (1965)

On a remote island somewhere off the coast of Florida near the Everglades, slime-corroded hands finish sabotaging some radio equipment -- the only form of communication for this isolated outpost, and...

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Hubrisween 2018 :: T is for The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1976)

Almost six months have passed since World War II ended in September, 1945, and the bucolic town of Texarkana, which straddles the border between Texas and Arkansas, effectively making it two cities,...

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Hubrisween 2018 :: U is for UFO: Target Earth (1974)

With hard-hitting investigative reporter, Tom Lewis (Harper), our prologue does begin, who, along with his impressive porn ‘stache, is currently interviewing a series of eyewitnesses who claim to have...

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Hubrisween 2018 :: V is for Vampire Circus (1972)

One has to wonder why Count Mitterhaus, a vampire, hasn’t fed upon or turned his willing concubine, Anna Mueller, into one of the undead yet; but turns out he needs her as a familiar to go out into the...

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Hubrisween 2018 :: W is for War of the Worlds (1953)

No one would have ever believed in the middle of the 20th Century, intones our scholarly narrator, that human affairs were being watched keenly and closely by intelligences far greater than our own....

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Hubrisween 2018 :: X is for X! The Man with the X-Ray Eyes (1963)

When Dr. Sam Brandt can’t find anything ophthalmologically wrong with his friend and colleague, Dr. James Xavier, he’s curious as to why someone with perfect 20-20 vision wanted another check-up so...

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Hubrisween 2018 :: Y is for You'll Never See Me Again (1973)

We open on what appears to be a newly minted marriage made in heaven, as Ned and Vicki Bliss (Seriously?) wrap up a picnic lunch with some champagne and a shared candy bar before once more expressing...

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Hubrisween 2018 :: Z is for Zombi 3 (1988)

Somewhere in a super-secret bunker a group of scientists, led by Dr. Alan Holder, feverishly work to perfect something called Death-One; a chemical substance that can resurrect the dead for dubious...

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DANGER :: The Atomic Weight of Cheese Podcast :: Episode 23 :: Because Renny...

We’ve been doing this podcast for a year and in this extra super special episode we reveal the secret origins behind why we call our podcast The Atomic Weight of Cheese. It has to do, strangely enough,...

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War is Hellaciously Gruesome :: A Beer-Gut Reaction to Richard Raaphorst's...

As the German lines collapse on all fronts as World War II breeches its bloody climax, a famed Soviet long range reconnaissance patrol led by Lt. Novikov (Gwilym) mops up what little resistance is left...

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Good Reads :: No Assembly Required.

I’ve been reading The Avengers for a long time now. I was there for the Kree-Skrull War, and the "War" with the Defenders. I was there when they fought the Serpent Crown and the Squadron Supreme,...

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Boob-Tube'n :: F-Troop :: For the Hero Who Sneezed: Lieutenant O'Rourke,...

It’s just another quiet day at Fort Courage -- well, at least the watchtower hasn’t been blown up or collapsed yet, so we’ll call that a win, when a Major Duncan arrives carrying a whole saddlebag full...

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Happy Holidays :: The 13th Annual All-Night Christmas Craptacular Movie...

Ya know, most guilty pleasures aren’t really guilty pleasures at all because there is no guilt involved unless some other assholes are judging you and your life choices when it comes to the consumption...

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