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Recommendations :: Arrow Video Plumbs the Depths of Douglas Cheek's C.H.U.D....

We open well past the midnight hour on a quiet urban street, where a woman walks her insistent dog, looking for a place to relieve itself. Unbeknownst to them, a manhole cover has slid open, moved by...

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Vintage Tuneage :: Pon Farring With an Awesome One Hit Wonder!

Inspiration:Result:Boom:Video courtesy of Original Channel.  xT'Pau:Carol Decker, Ronnie Rogers, Tim Burgess, Michael Chetwood, Paul Jackson, Taj Wyzgowski

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Spotlight :: Vintage Toys :: A Long Time Ago, in a Basement Far, Far Away...

Do not ask me where the vinyl cape went. I SAID DON'T ASK! Helping. "But mom, you can never have enough Stormtroopers!""Or Snowtroopers!"On to shelf two!Still helping. "Hey. Who's that guy with the big...

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Due to Mature Theme, Parental Discretion is Advised for Paul Krasny's Made...

The cautionary ballad of Delbert Ramsey begins with a police lineup. Seems this Ramsey (Shackleford) is a convicted rapist recently let out on parole but, unable to control his deviant urges, he’s been...

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A Unique Re-Imagining Indeed :: A Beer-Gut Reaction to Mike Slee's The Great...

A&E, History and the Discovery channels have been taking some heat for a while now over abandoning their original modus operandi when they decided to skip the history lessons and branch out into...

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Psycho-Noir Overdrive :: A Memorial Tribute to Seijun Suzuki's Branded to...

Opening rather bluntly with the Nikkatsu Studio logo front and center accompanied by the sounds of automatic gunfire and a ton of bullet ricochets, bringing a reflexive duck from the audience, a swanky...

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Favorites :: Pin-Ups :: The Girls of American International Pictures: Salli...

Born in San Diego, California, Salli Sachse was literally plucked off the beach of her hometown and put in front of a movie camera, appearing first in the back to back Bikini Beach (1964) and Muscle...

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YouTube Finds :: When Worlds Skid, and Barely Miss Each Other -- And Trust...

___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___Episode IV: The Last Resort The Resistance is on the verge of total collapse … Emissaries from Woop, the evil galactic alliance with...

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Fractured Flickers :: A Lover In Your Arms, Some Tobacco Juice in Your Lap:...

After thebox-office success of House of Wax (1953), Warner Bros. was quick to strike again in Natural Vision three-dimensions, this time offering a picture in the great outdoors and switching genres...

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Travelogue :: I'm Goin' to Graceland. Graceland. Memphis, Tennessee...

That's right. Me and my Mama Bear are off to the Land of the Big E. Updates will resume after I get back. If we come back. 

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On the Big Screen :: Maybe We Were Better Off Left Alone: Daniel Espinosa's...

While holding a geosynchronous orbit over the planet Earth sometime in the near future, six multinational astronauts man the International Space Station, which has just managed to catch a damaged probe...

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The Celluloid Zeroes Proudly Present: Russell-Mania, Where We Go Trippin'...

___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___“We’ve got millions of years stored up in that computer bank we call our mind. We’ve got trillions of dormant genes in us; our whole...

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Movie Poster Spotlight :: Foreign Jobs :: A Set of Italian Posters and Lobby...

Based on a popular series of German adventure novels written by Paul Alfred Müller, the Kommissar X series were translated into a blitzkrieg of seven films, released between 1965 and 1971, to cash in...

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Fly the Friendly Skies, My Ass :: A Beer-Gut Reaction to George McCowan's...

While there will be almost 250 passengers and crew destined to board Flight 502, non-stop from New York to London (-- though I'm pretty sure that's LAX), our film will narrow its focus to the flight...

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YouTube Finds :: You're a Good Man, Stinky Miller :: Oblitering the 4th Wall...

Hot damn! You know you're in for something a little different in Hellzapoppin' (1941), when the opening, Busby Berkeley-esque chorus number is crudely interrupted when the staircase under a bevy of...

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On the Big Screen :: A (Frustrating) Day at the Movies: Comical Shoot-Outs,...

As I’ve belabored elsewhere, our local cinema leaves a lot to be desired in a “I laugh in their face whenever they ask if I’d like to become a premium member” sense. I mean, they force you to sit...

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Favorites :: Vintage Newspaper Ads :: They Will Freeze Your Blood: Salacious...

All images courtesy of Groovy Doom. And if you aren't following the Groovy Doom Facebook page, and are a fellow vintage print ad fanatic like me, what are you waiting for because there's a whole lot...

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The Doctor Will See You Now -- For the Last Time :: A Beer-Gut Reaction to...

Rushing to the emergency room to check on his wife after she was involved in a terrible auto accident, Fred Saunders (Coe) makes it to her bedside just in time as her catastrophic injuries will prove...

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Prime Quick Cuts :: Amazon Digital Rental :: Hitching a Ride with Morten...

On a self-automated luxury space-cruiser, due to some technical glitch thanks to a stray asteroid, one of the passengers is woken up from stasis 90 years too early, which sets the stage for Morten...

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Recommendations :: Arrow Video Unleashes the Sound Fury of Kazuhiko...

I blame no one but myself for not knowing Sonny Chiba had a werewolf movie on his resume until I went to the mailbox the other day. Sadly, my exposure to Chiba’s oeuvre is kinda sad as off the top of...

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