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Hubrisween 2016 :: K is for The Killer Shrews (1959)

Our latest feature begins at sea, slowly puttering along with a cabin cruiser as it sails once again to a remote island on a monthly resupply mission. And with all meteorological signs pointing toward...

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Hubrisween 2016 :: L is for The Last House on Dead End Street (1977)

A man who looks suspiciously like Bill Hader but dressed as a Ramone wanders into an abandoned building, mumbling to himself about how much he hated being bossed around by the “do dis, do dat” screws...

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Hubrisween 2016 :: M is for The Mysterious Monsters (1976)

While the first documented evidence of Bigfoot dates back to 1811, found within the journals of noted explorer and surveyor David Thompson, who came upon some strange footprints in the snow in what was...

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Hubrisween 2016 :: N is for Nightmares (1983)

From the silents, to sound, to color the anthology format has been around since the beginning of motion pictures. In fact, a staple of cinematic horror, the anthology -- a series of unrelated vignettes...

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Hubrisween 2016 :: O is for Once Bitten (1985)

Our first inkling that something screwy’s going on inside a particular mansion nestled deep in the Hollywood Hills is when a mincing butler prepares a breakfast in bed for his mistress and we notice...

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Hubrisween 2016 :: P is for The Plague of the Zombies (1966)

With a frenzied voodoo beat we kick-off with a ritual, where a man decked out in robes and a ceremonial mask strides through a group of Haitian drummers in full regalia; his destination, a central...

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Hubrisween 2016 :: Q is for Queen Kong (1976)

In the jungle, the suspicious looking jungle, a desperate explorer flees from a horde of buxom amazonian women. And as the soundtrack farts and burps along, our Not So Naked Prey dodges a few spears...

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Hubrisween 2016 :: R is for The Raiders of Atlantis (1983)

Okay, Boils and Ghouls, try and wrap your heads around this six-pack of pure whackadoodlery as somewhere off the coast of Florida, clandestine efforts to raise a swamped Russian submarine by the CIA...

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Hubrisween 2016 :: S is for Screams of a Winter Night (1979)

Our latest film opens creepily enough with an Arch Oboler-esque mini radio drama -- so, let’s all listen in, shall we, as the screen remains black and the credits roll and an ominous wind howls through...

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Hubrisween 2016 :: T is for The Trollenberg Terror (1958)

Somewhere high up in the Swiss Alps, three youths are attempting to scale the south face of the Trollenberg. But as one of them scouts ahead on the high peak he gets lost in a dense and frigid fog....

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Hubrisween 2016 :: U is for Ulzana's Raid (1972)

Our brutal morality play begins in the desert of southwest Arizona circa the late 1880s, where, after having his fill of mistreatment by crooked government agents, a Chiricahua warrior named Ulzana...

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Hubrisween 2016 :: V is for The Vampires (1961)

While clearing boulders from a field to make way for his plow by chucking them hither and yon, the mighty Goliath (Scott) is soon interrupted from this task, alerted that young boy is drowning in the...

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Hubrisween 2016 :: W is for Waxwork (1988)

On a quiet suburban street, a new wax museum has seemingly sprung up from nowhere. And while it is not scheduled to open for several more weeks, the owner, David Lincoln (Warner), lures a group of six...

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Hubrisween 2016 :: X is for The X From Outer Space -- the American...

With the arrival of some fissionable material, the latest rocket from the Fuji Astro-Flight Center (FAFC) is all fueled up and will achieve its flight window to Mars. However, as Dr. Kato (Okada) and...

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Hubrisween 2016 :: Y is for The Young, the Evil and the Savage (1968)

Taking a break from packing her unmentionables into a large steamer trunk, a woman fiddles with her radio, finds a station she likes, and then retreats into the bathroom, where her tub is almost full....

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Hubrisween 2016 :: Z is for The Zebra Killer (1974)

The first murder has already occurred -- murders, actually, as we spy a black man with a huge afro exiting the scene of the crime and vacate the area post haste when he hears the approaching police...

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Blogathon Alerts :: Centennial Celebration -- If We All Live that Long.

OK, first, this is me -- well, all of us, really, heading to the polls next week, knowing how all of this is going to end. Fear not, the collective head 'o' knuckle known as the Celluloid Zeroes plan...

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The Celluloid Zeroes Proudly Present: The Political-Science Fiction...

Cutting short his stay at a medical conference, Dr. Miles Bennell (McCarthy) heads back to the sleepy southern California town of Santa Mira, where his practice has been so suddenly inundated with...

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Favorites :: Inks and Paints :: Alex Toth Character Sheets for The Herculoids...

 And then, of course, you needed some bad guys to fight.You know, I tried to explain The Herculoids (1967) -- Hanna-Barbera's short-lived but eternally syndicated cartoon series, to a friend the other...

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Movie Poster Spotlight :: Foreign Jobs :: A Set of Italian Photobustas for...

Speaking frankly,  Murder By Death (1976) didn't do a whole lot for me when first encountered, but it has grown on me considerably with each successive viewing. The plot of throwing a bunch of old...

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