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YouTube Finds :: "Broadening Traditions and Exploring New Concepts in...

The great Ernie Anderson Guides Us through ABC's Movies of the Week for the Fall of 1976: Video courtesy of robatsea2009.Which also includes these great promotional title card art for their original...

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Favorites :: Inks and Paints :: Crime-Busting with the Cat and the Canary.

Artist: Jeff MoyImage courtesy of Deviant Art.Harvey Comics' The Black Cat and DC's The Black Canary. Somebody clear the legal hurdles and make this happen. Now.No. Now.

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The Sincerest Form of Fraudulence :: Dying Hard While The Dudikoff Abides in...

 ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___“After tonight, God will be lucky if I return his calls!”___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___In the not to distance...

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Happy 100th Birthday to the Maestro of the Macabre!

Mario BavaJuly 31, 1914 - July 31, 2014(1914-1980) To celebrate, whether you've already seen it or not, why don't you give this one a spin as soon as possible. (I, for one, think its his masterpiece.)...

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On the Big Screen :: A Night at the Movies :: Richard Lester's A Hard Day's...

I get The Beatles. I just don't GET The Beatles. Don't get me wrong. I don't dislike them. Again, I totally get it. As musicians, they're top notch; their music, hideously infectious. As a social...

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In Memoriam :: Sometimes You Gotta Laugh. Otherwise, You'll Just Keep Right...

"I have long contemplated getting a tattoo of this exact frame. I don’t do a lot of eulogizing but this scene is so massive for me: the truck heading down the highway, Sally unable to stop laughing...

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Vintage Tuneage :: Mental Floss :: Quill's Awesome Mix Volume 2: The...

Chock full of cosmic whiz-bangery, stunning world-building, and all kinds of nods to Marvel's galactic frontier, James Gunn's Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) was often hilarious, with strong characters...

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In Memoriam :: Whatever Baby Wants, Baby Gets.

Video courtesy of Red88Rex.Lauren Bacall (1924-2014)

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Fractured Flickers :: Murder Set-Pieces :: We Need a Clean-Up in Aisle 5 of...

The oil and water alchemy of a horror flick and pretentious art film is a dangerously volatile combination but it can work without blowing up in your face, evidenced by what the Germans did in the...

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Fractured Flickers :: Murder Set-Pieces II :: The Joy and Terror in the Aisle...

In a tale that rings all too familiar in the world of independent schlock filmmaking, the money ran out on the production crew before Messiah of Evil could be finished. To try and salvage it, while the...

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Cannon Fodder: The Roundtable :: Trailer Park :: Charles Bronson Forgets...

___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___"When anybody does something like this, his knife has gotta be his penis." ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___  ___When Lt. Leo Kessler...

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Time for the Annual Goodbye. So, Goodbye.

Between you and me, the month of August, 2014, can go @$%* itself with a crooked thorny stick, eat a big pile of cat poop, choke on it, but then live to think about what it's done. Why so angry? Lets...

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A Brief Announcement.

Hello, Boils and Ghouls. Well, shit,  it is with a slightly defective heart that I must announce all updates for Micro-Brewed Reviews and all her sister sites will most probably remain suspended for...

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Karloff-A-Go-Go :: A Beer-Gut Reaction to Santos Alcocer's Cauldron of Blood...

Arriving at a rundown, gypsy-infested tourist trap-cum-artist colony somewheres along the coast of Spain, swingin' travelogue writer Claude Marchand (Aumont) begins searching for an "in" to get himself...

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Movie Poster Spotlight :: Foreign Jobs :: A Set of Italian Photobustas for...

Destroy All Monsters (1968) Toho Company :: American International / P: Tomoyuki Tanaka / D: Ishirô Honda / W: Ishirô Honda, Takeshi Kimura / C: Taiichi Kankura / E: Ryôhei Fujii / M: Akira Ifukube /...

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YouTube Finds :: Things Go Boom on Any Given Sunday in the National Commando...

After she's framed for smuggling drugs out of the island republic of Midnightxpressistan, Susan Gaylor (Palmisano) sends out an S.O.S. to her dad, Cliff (Tobias), who plays quarterback for the...

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Recouperating Recommendations :: What I've Been Watching While I Was Away,...

I honestly plowed into Mimesis (2011) thinking it was that Sid Haig 3D remake of Night of the Living Dead (2006). What I got instead was a group of horror convention attendees being lured to a party in...

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Favorites :: Mags and Slicks :: Krampus Ain't Got Nothing on the Claus!

Creepy #125February, 1981 Cover Artist: Ken Kelly

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Happy Holidays :: The 9th Annual All-Night Christmas Craptacular Movie...

Way back in August, yours truly suffered a two-punch combo of a gall-bladder attack and a massive coronary upheavel. Over the months since, the gall-bladder has been removed from the equation but my...

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In With the Old :: My Top Ten List of Favorite Film Discoveries for 2014.

Well, it's been a pretty great year of film discoveries. Between playing Criterion roulette on Hulu, having blind faith in Netflix recommendations, or just following my nose down several YouTube holes...

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